| Background Hostilities
have been brewing for weeks
ANGELES CITY(AP) -- On 29 January, Ayatollah Andrews, head of the propaganda
ministry for the government of Kokomo's, officially declared war against Margarita Ville.
At press time, neither the Ayatollah or Field Marshal Von Fisher were available for
comment, but an unnamed official for the territory of Margaritaville stated "If it is
a war that they want, then we'll give them a good one.(Click here
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Statement by JC, leader of the Margarita Ville Marauders:
...we will be waging a "war" of sorts in the next month or two.....(Click here for entire Statement)
Statement by Da Fish, leader of the Kokomo's Combatants:
"..weapons of mass destruction..." (Click
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| Articles of War agreed to by at least one
of the parties:
Article 1 Legal Weapons of War
1.1 SHOTS FIRED IN ANGER: The only legal shots are
ESQ, Relska, Gilbey's, and J&B. After an individual fires a shot at the enemy........(Click here for entire Articles of War) |
Bunker Buster Weapon in Development?
ANGELES CITY (Reuters 24 Feb) Rumors that the Ville has developed a Bunker Buster
Bomb to take out the alleged weapons research center in "Mudbones" was denied by
a Colonel of the Ville's staff. Frightful Fred stated, "I know nothing about
any Bunker Buster. However, if it's similar to Cherry Busting, I'm willing to start
field testing immediately."
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News from
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The Ville forces dress in full battle gear after Defcon 4 declared
ANGELES CITY(AP 19 Feb) -- Prepared for war, the day shift at The Ville fully
armed themselves and braced for what could be a long battle. Despite last minute
attempts by the senior UN peacemaker (The Wiz) to settle peacefully, the management at the
Ville stated "enough is enough! It's time to fight."
UN Piece Negotiator Fails
ANGELES CITY(AP 19 Feb)--Sources said the Wiz was extremely
disappointed that his peace making efforts were not successful.
"I've spent hours and hours negotiating at several neutral sites
on Santos street, but agreements were not attained. However,
I will continue to strive for a solution tonight starting at the establishments
across from the basketball court."..MORE UN here
Battle in the Streets
ANGELES CITY(AP 23 Feb) A major confrontation occurred today at 4 PM when forces from
Margaritaville, Rick's Cafe, Kokomo's and Lollipop faced off ... Full text and pictures here..
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