The waitress battle
ANGELES CITY(AP 23 Feb) A major confrontation occurred today at 4 PM when
forces from Margaritaville, Rick's Cafe, Kokomo's and Lollipop faced off in the Third
Annual Great Waitress Race. Numerous other teams were scheduled to compete, but
apparently backed out when they figured they could not compete with the superb staffs from
these four establishments.
General Louie Tan's forces blocked Fields Ave so that all combatants had a "level
playing field." The Wizard from Rick's Cafe (Neutral UN Headquarters)
supervised the event. He called the start of the race from Margaritaville, and
managed to beat the runners to the finish at Rick's Cafe to declare a team from Rick's
Cafe the winner. (Aye, something smells fishy here!!)
A combatant from Margaritaville (Marnelly) jumped into an early lead and was never caught
by anyone. Unfortunately, she either drank some of her "combat green
coolers" or spilled them on the way, so when the judge (Rick) checked the glasses, it
was determined that her glasses contained insufficient fluids to win. Her race
partner finished a close fourth behind the two contestants on roller skates from Rick's
Cafe.
Here are a few post battle shots. Action shots when the film is developed.
