Statement by the Fish
Angeles City (AP 1 February) Asked by this reporter about possible hostilities, the Fish stated:
"Just because I am a Sadaam Hussein look alike with excessive testerone, people assume I am developing weapons of mass destruction. I categorically deny that there is any development of these type of weapons that is taking place at our site "Mudbones". However, I can not let the UN inspector "Wiz" inspect here because of possible bacterial contamination. We maintain a sensitive supply of ESQ here, and the Wiz has been known to aggressively pursue taste testing of this substance.
I look forward to the War"