Red Cross Doctor POW??

Neutral medical coordinator Doctor Firedick Mellonhead after he was released (almost unharmed) by his kidnappers. 

(Reuters, 28 Feb) The Wizard's negotiating team was instrumental in obtaining his release.  The true identity of his kidnappers still remains uncertain.  Margaritaville commanders are blaming the kidnapping on Kokomo's, and a spokesman for Kokomo's is blaming the abduction on Margaritaville troops.  The Doc says it is great to have his freedom back.   "Except for unnecessary roughness during the initial kidnapping and interrogation, my captors were very civilized.  They fed me well and provide access to a very clean toilet facility.  I do not harbor any ill will towards my abductors."