Red Cross Doctor POW??
Neutral medical coordinator Doctor Firedick Mellonhead after he was released (almost unharmed) by his kidnappers. (Reuters, 28 Feb) The Wizard's negotiating team was instrumental in
obtaining his release. The true identity of his kidnappers still remains
uncertain. Margaritaville commanders are blaming the kidnapping on Kokomo's, and a
spokesman for Kokomo's is blaming the abduction on Margaritaville troops. The Doc
says it is great to have his freedom back. "Except for unnecessary
roughness during the initial kidnapping and interrogation, my captors were very
civilized. They fed me well and provide access to a very clean toilet
facility. I do not harbor any ill will towards my abductors." |